Home, sweet spare bedroom
I'm sorry if in the previous post I didnt make it clear, I'm pleased as punch to be homeless. I mostly think its pretty funny.
After arriving last night I drank Pam's duty free vodka, smoked her cigarettes then fell asleep on her couch, she woke me up and put me in the spare bedroom. Come 8 a.m. I walked around the house in my underwear singing at the top of my lungs to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Pam and Brian don't mind. I make an awesome house guest.
We started exploring the apartment after I packed up all my stuff. We found tons of clues to the previous tenants, including a photo of a ugly chubby 20 something white dude bouncing on his knee an even uglier baby wearing deluxe headphones, a gulfie towelhead namebadge, a picture of a creepy looking girl, scary stuffed animals, then the goldmine.
--the previous roommates left a bag of old clothes in the corner of one room, and a slutty dress behind a chair in my room. (oh, and five pairs of slutty underwear was found throughout various rooms in the house Hot.) The best part about the pile of old clothes was the thigh high hooker boots in the middle of the bag, my size no less. I snagged some clothes for pam, left the underwear for the cleaners and high tailed it out of there.
I'm debating about wearing the anonymous slut outfit tonight to our secret Surprise Flip Cup Party for Pam. Yay or Nay?
After arriving last night I drank Pam's duty free vodka, smoked her cigarettes then fell asleep on her couch, she woke me up and put me in the spare bedroom. Come 8 a.m. I walked around the house in my underwear singing at the top of my lungs to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Pam and Brian don't mind. I make an awesome house guest.
We started exploring the apartment after I packed up all my stuff. We found tons of clues to the previous tenants, including a photo of a ugly chubby 20 something white dude bouncing on his knee an even uglier baby wearing deluxe headphones, a gulfie towelhead namebadge, a picture of a creepy looking girl, scary stuffed animals, then the goldmine.
--the previous roommates left a bag of old clothes in the corner of one room, and a slutty dress behind a chair in my room. (oh, and five pairs of slutty underwear was found throughout various rooms in the house Hot.) The best part about the pile of old clothes was the thigh high hooker boots in the middle of the bag, my size no less. I snagged some clothes for pam, left the underwear for the cleaners and high tailed it out of there.
I'm debating about wearing the anonymous slut outfit tonight to our secret Surprise Flip Cup Party for Pam. Yay or Nay?
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slut dress! wear the slut dress!
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