an unlikely 'Anything you can do I can do better' battle.

Yesterday Wisconsin reached a heat index of 110, while Cairo held its usual heat index of 95.

I never thought I would come to Egypt to escape the July heat. Hope all of you back home have installed air conditioners and are comfortable looking at your roomate sitting naked on the couch.

Atta boy Midwest, way to prove you can threaten me with sun stroke just as well as the Middle East.